Dirty weekend meaning?
A dirty weekend is a weekend during which two people go away together, mainly in order to spend time on romance and making love.
The reasons can be of different nature but sometimes they go away together to have sex, especially secretly, because they are not married to each other. Other times it is just for boosting the relation.
Dirty weekend ideas
Well, the ideas on exactly what you are going to do on your weekend I’m not going to tell you here. Use your fantasy, read your partner, use your senses, treat her like a princess – or just f*ck her. Over and over again, she will love it!
You don’t really have to go away to have an intensive and romantic weekend together. You can make your own home much more inviting than a cheap hotel room. Turn off your phones, iPads, and computers. Get some fresh and romantic food, maybe some drinks, light the candles and have a 24 hours premade playlist with suitable music. Then pimp your bedroom, and your selves with our hot and sexy clothes and home decor.
An inviting message
You may have a damn sexy hunk as a partner, but sadly that doesn’t always also means that he is the sharpest knife in the drawer. When he is totally lost in his Playstation games, you may have to give him a hint about a woman’s needs in attention and care. Try to put on this sexy sleeveless top (shown above) and see his reaction. He will understand the hint and throw himself over you like a hungry (read horny) wolf.
Well, now we assume he can read.
If you still don’t get the attention you deserve, you should try to drop everything but this sexy sleeveless top. That will make almost every man very eagerly.
If not even that works? Then you have to unplug the Playstation, just pull out the cord, then take off the sleeveless top and let him see you in full natural. You know, men are always men.
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Floor pillow – The Kama Sutra of home decor!
Really sexy and decorative floor pillows. The text says:
I want you to love me good,
fuck me good,
and make me smile!
Those pillows are so practical when it comes to having some more advanced exercises. What else would be a pain, is a pure pleasure with a couple of pillows.
If Kama Sutra was the first guide to the art of living well in life, and about how to enjoy being together in an intimate way, just for pleasure, then floor pillows are Kama Sutra version II.
Men are from Mars
Men are from Mars. Their attitude towards women is that we women are some kind off toys or tools for naughty bondage games. They seem to just think that we are their obedient servers, their sex-slaves.
Nice!
This duvet cover with the bondage girl will trigger your boyfriend’s deepest animal-like drift. Be aware, and get ready for a long hot, and intensive dirty weekend. Enjoy!
Women are from Venus
Women are from Venus. Because of that, we know that men are free to use as toyboys. Why not for sexy bondage games? Every woman should try to have a male sex-servant. The trick is just to let him believe that he is the master.
The duvet cover with the bondage toyboy can inspire you, and also your lover. But, you have to be careful here. There is a small risk that the bondage man will inspire him too much. He may leave you for another man!
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[I Can’t Get No] Satisfaction
Satisfaction is definitely a central part of the romantic weekend, no matter if you are in a luxury resort, a secret hideout, or in your pimped home, you, and your satisfaction are the subject of the whole thing.
If your man is too egocentric or just not trying hard enough you should give him a hint. You should let him know, and give him a chance to do it again, and do it right.
It can be quite hard to discuss this with a partner without starting an argument, and probably kill the romantic feelings. Don’t panic, The Tipsy Red Fox have the simple solution.
This t-shirt with the text, “I Was Almost There”, will do the job for you.
When you wear it he will read the message, and sooner or later understand it. Some men get it directly, others may need some hours.
The romantic shower
Well, we take a shower before the date, hopefully, we are in the need of a shower after the date, but the best things during the date may happen in the shower.
This shower curtain with erotic dancers can be very inspiring for him to invite you for another romantic weekend. We are right now working on a design with sexy men, I’m looking forward to that one.
Spank you very much for reading,
Elaina Lovell
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Is there anything more romantic than being on a cruise in the vast ocean? Breathing in the salty air like Jack and Rose from “Titanic,” supping on gourmet dinners you don’t need to cook, or simply cuddling in your comfortable lodge watching romantic movies? Therefore, romance and cruising would appear to go hand in hand. A cruise is dependably an awesome holiday choice. Enjoy the nightlife on cruise ships with your partner. This will be going to be outstanding compared to other weekend getaways.
Hi Nathalie!
Thanks for your comments. A cruise can be very romantic and sexy.
But I will still say “Home, sweet home!”.
I mean, you know what happened to Titanic. đ
The Tipsy Red Fox,
Elaina
Haha! đ
Great suggestions!
One I might add is an online erotic truth or dare game. It allows a couple to explore fantasies that they might not be brave enough to âtry outâ without a little help.
Hi!
I really don’t have the time, or the money, to get away to some romantic place too often. Then I really like your idea to create some romantic (naughty) feeling at home. I think I will order the duvet covers with the bondage woman and the man. But I don’t know if I dare. I’m not sure about my husband’s reaction! đ
Best wishes from Frankfurt, Germany
Lotti
Lotti W He will love it!
My husband and I try to go away for at least a night, Iâd say about once a month. Thereâs nothing like getting away from home, out of the normal everyday routine, and makinâ it happen.
Lucky you Wendy.
Keep on in that way and benefit from the power of love!
Best luck,
Elaina
So my husband suggested we go away for the weekend for my birthday.
I was pretty reluctant given the 2 years of DB, but thought “what the hell?”
Well you guessed it. Gorgeous romantic (expensive!) place, no interruptions, no child, and…..no sex. No kissing. No nothing. Bit of hand holding while we walked around during the day and some hugs, a few pecks on the lips, that was about it.
I have realised that each day with no physical intimacy puts another brick in the wall between us, so I am now contributing to the DB. Case in point: I woke up early one morning, spent about 45 mins on the computer and then went for a walk by myself. He was still in bed when I got back – I just went to have a shower and pack. What I should have been doing was getting back in bed and cuddling him, but after being rejected so many times, I just can’t bring myself to.
So, a pleasant weekend but I was still in tears on the last morning (not in front of him) thinking “well, if he is not interested even in these circumstances, really, what is the fucking point???”
Thanks for listening and happy birthday to me!!!!
I’m feeling so sorry for you.
Maybe he felt too much pressure. Men are not that tough that they try to play. If not a weekend escape work, a relaxed, dedicated weekend at home may do it. Try Out some Danish lifestyle – hygge, and your relationship may come back to life.
Best luck,
Elaina