Dirty weekend – Love is in the air…

Dirty weekend meaning?

A dirty weekend is a weekend during which two people go away together, mainly in order to spend time on romance and making love.
The reasons can be of different nature but sometimes they go away together to have sex, especially secretly, because they are not married to each other. Other times it is just for boosting the relation.

Racerback Tank Top - Kinky.
Racerback Tank Top – Kinky. Kinky tank top.

Dirty weekend ideas

Well, the ideas on exactly what you are going to do on your weekend I’m not going to tell you here. Use your fantasy, read your partner, use your senses, treat her like a princess – or just f*ck her. Over and over again, she will love it!

You don’t really have to go away to have an intensive and romantic weekend together. You can make your own home much more inviting than a cheap hotel room. Turn off your phones, iPads, and computers. Get some fresh and romantic food, maybe some drinks, light the candles and have a 24 hours premade playlist with suitable music. Then pimp your bedroom, and your selves with our hot and sexy clothes and home decor.

Sleeveless Top, Sunday is funday - in bed.
Sleeveless Top, Sunday is Funday – in bed. Sexy Sleeveless top.

An inviting message

You may have a damn sexy hunk as a partner, but sadly that doesn’t always also means that he is the sharpest knife in the drawer. When he is totally lost in his Playstation games, you may have to give him a hint about a woman’s needs in attention and care. Try to put on this sexy sleeveless top (shown above) and see his reaction. He will understand the hint and throw himself over you like a hungry (read horny) wolf.

Well, now we assume he can read.

If you still don’t get the attention you deserve, you should try to drop everything but this sexy sleeveless top. That will make almost every man very eagerly.

If not even that works? Then you have to unplug the Playstation, just pull out the cord, then take off the sleeveless top and let him see you in full natural. You know, men are always men.

Similar product: I love my Girlfriend – t-shirt

Dirty weekend ideas: Fuck me and make me smile - floor pillow.
**** me and make me smile. Sexy pillow.

Floor pillow – The Kama Sutra of home decor!

Really sexy and decorative floor pillows. The text says:

I want you to love me good,
fuck me good,
and make me smile!

Those pillows are so practical when it comes to having some more advanced exercises. What else would be a pain, is a pure pleasure with a couple of pillows.

If Kama Sutra was the first guide to the art of living well in life, and about how to enjoy being together in an intimate way, just for pleasure, then floor pillows are Kama Sutra version II.

Men are from Mars

Dirty weekend ideas: Bondage Duvet Cover
Bondage Duvet Cover. Duvet cover with bondage girl.

Men are from Mars. Their attitude towards women is that we women are some kind off toys or tools for naughty bondage games. They seem to just think that we are their obedient servers, their sex-slaves.

Nice!

This duvet cover with the bondage girl will trigger your boyfriend’s deepest animal-like drift. Be aware, and get ready for a long hot, and intensive dirty weekend. Enjoy!

Women are from Venus

Dirty weekend ideas: Throw Blanket - Bondage man.
Throw Blanket – Bondage man. Bondage bedroom.

Women are from Venus. Because of that, we know that men are free to use as toyboys. Why not for sexy bondage games? Every woman should try to have a male sex-servant. The trick is just to let him believe that he is the master.

The duvet cover with the bondage toyboy can inspire you, and also your lover. But, you have to be careful here. There is a small risk that the bondage man will inspire him too much. He may leave you for another man!

Similar product: Hygge, the Danish way of living

[I Can’t Get No] Satisfaction

I was ALMOST there!
I was ALMOST there! Almost there t-shirt.

Satisfaction is definitely a central part of the romantic weekend, no matter if you are in a luxury resort, a secret hideout, or in your pimped home, you, and your satisfaction are the subject of the whole thing.

If your man is too egocentric or just not trying hard enough you should give him a hint. You should let him know, and give him a chance to do it again, and do it right.

It can be quite hard to discuss this with a partner without starting an argument, and probably kill the romantic feelings. Don’t panic, The Tipsy Red Fox have the simple solution.

This t-shirt with the text, “I Was Almost There”, will do the job for you.

When you wear it he will read the message, and sooner or later understand it. Some men get it directly, others may need some hours.

The romantic shower

Shower Curtain with erotic dancers.
Shower Curtain with erotic dancers. Erotic Shower Curtain.

Well, we take a shower before the date, hopefully, we are in the need of a shower after the date, but the best things during the date may happen in the shower.

This shower curtain with erotic dancers can be very inspiring for him to invite you for another romantic weekend. We are right now working on a design with sexy men, I’m looking forward to that one.

Spank you very much for reading,
Elaina Lovell

The products are available to buy at:

RedBubble